I’m seriously laughing so hard right now
list of phrases i use far too often
- dang son
- rad as heck(y)
- i am too blessed to be stressed
- what the heckaroo
- jimminy cricket
- you gotta be karate kidding me
- scooby dooby don’t
Stay away from me
IF YOU BANG CAS, THERE IS A 100% CHANCE THAT DEAN WILL KILL YOU
"I am the cleanest peeg."
Percy: I fell for annabeth …in Tartarus
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
This is so fucking accurate though
Befriended some members of a motorbike gang haha I need to stop drinking
In which Hank Green is a literal three year old child.
I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.
I have broken the oath to myself.
I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.
But this must be done.
gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„
THE KITTEN SAYS MOMMA AFTER IT GETS HUGGED
When you have a mental illness and you don’t feel like going to school it does not make you lazy or stupid it meANS YOU’RE FUCKING DEPRESSED
Hilarious teen magician
Seriously watch this, I laughed so hard.
This guy is like god took all the sarcasm in the world and condensed it into one person
oh my god i feel like my humor spleen just ruptured everywhere.
here are sherlock holmes and john watson making your dash better and prettier
that actually made me feel a lot better
omg this is adorable